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Anti-pussy magic 

Isaac Brock's voice
"My girl was riding my jock so hard and I just wanted her to fuck off so I just blasted Modest Mouse to keep her away--let me tell you, bro, Isaac Brock's voice is anti-pussy magic!!"

Anti Puss Magnet 

Somone who can't get laid and trys so hard but eventualy makes his friends not get laid either. He is known as a Cock Blocker, you try to get with a ladie for the night but all he does is complain and makes you feel like a total idiot for having him around you. He is not considered a gentlemen at all and is only considered a cock blocking no good Pussy Magnet. If you have a friend that is like this do not bring him to partys,dances,bars,restraunts,weddings, and for that matter even church, unless you are not looking for any puss then you can bring him just becuase it will be hilarious.
You go over fat 32s house for the night and get 3 nice ladies over and get hammered with them and right when you and fat 32 both got a nice hot pussy in front of you and ready to stick it in them... KNOCK KNOCK guess who? It is your cock blocking friend that can't even get laid from the cum dumpster, and he comes in and starts yelling words and sentences like "Bros before ho's, lets get wasted, wanna do some coke" then the girls get off you and say that they have to go, So remember kids if you have a Anti Puss Magnet friend that hangs out with you all the time, make sure to lock the doors and don't answer them and for that matter just tell him/her that you are gone camping for the weekend.
Anti Puss Magnet by Fat 32 May 1, 2008

Antipussification 

A movement which is designed to fight the growing motion for "political correctness" in the world, America in particular.
Fred: "Hey Al, why don't you go ask that black guy if he could give us a hand."

Al: "He's not black. He's African-American."

Fred: "Dude, fuck you. I can call him black without being racist. Besides, "African-American" has too many syllables to ever really catch on.

(Fred is an advocate for the Antipussification movement)

antipussy 

A person who does not behave like a pussy.
A person who behaves with the manners, strength, and fortitude of all the splendid gods.
In short, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and a select few of its followers.
Wow, Saul and Sarah are total antipussies, man! I wish I could be an antipussy too.

Antiussy 

The most disgusting sweaty sock person to every exist.
This person is very useful in a sentence when you need to compare to someone who pulls NO bitches.
"hey man, i understand youre sad about getting no bitches, but atleast you can pull bitches better than antiussy."
Antiussy by henrysjuicyspeedo July 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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