Antipasto

Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"

Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!

Antipasto by DanCes April 17, 2014

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Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

Antipasti by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011

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antipartisan

Someone who opposes political party affiliation outside of elections. Antipartisans believe that political party affiliation and labeling among people, organizations, and news outlets promotes ignorance and amplifies division. They believe that political parties manipulate emotions and statistics to support an agenda. Basically, political independents on steroids.

Bob: "Tbh I hate the political party system."
Jeff: "Oh, you must be an antipartisan."

antipartisan by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022