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Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome 

A disease that is rare enough that only those who have it know how to write it or pronounce it. Try telling your doctor that you have it. Your doctor will either leave the room to look it up on his computer or will fake that he knows what it is and schedule you for a blood test.
Cop: "Why were you speeding, weaving, texting, applying mascara and eating while driving?"

Offender: "Was I really doing those things? I'm sorry. Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome made me do it"

Cop: "Please step out of the car, maam. and keep your hands in plain view."

Offender: " I'm sorry, officer, my Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome makes it hard for me to stand up. You can call my Doctor..."

fart antibodies 

The ability to overcome and not be phased by ones own odor or discomfort of gas being expelled from the individuals anus. This is something that is acquired from after years of gas inhalation; similar to a tolerance of ones own bodily stench.
"Dude! Your fart stinks man!"

"Oh really? I don't really smells them anymore thanks to my fart antibodies"

antibody bitch

Someone that is on antibiotics and won't do anything fun; like have a beer.
Buckmaster, stop being an antibody bitch and come have a beer or two.
antibody bitch by T_iles October 12, 2022

social antibodies

Silicon Valley investor and writer Paul Graham coined the term to describe an observation that a population develops “social antibodies” in response to behaviours that have come to be perceived as harmful.

An example he cites is cigarette smoking. Once a popular and accepted habit even within intimate spaces, after smoking was banned in enclosed spaces it quickly became socially unacceptable aided by vocal people who acted like messengers in the system.

It could be argued that a busybody and a social antibody are two sides of the same coin.
Social antibodies are forming around the issue of media companies giving a platform to misinformation.
social antibodies by batFalcon January 28, 2022

AI designed antibodies

Good job me.
Hym "Thanks other me! The AI designed antibodies... Why is that guy getting a peace prize... For something that Al did? Right? Cus I designed the AI and the AI did the thing... I don't see where the scientist comes in to play. So if I tell the AI to cure cancer do I get the peace prize? Nonsense! I'll take the credit for all the lives that's going to save though. SAVIOR OF HUMANITY!"
AI designed antibodies by Hym Iam November 6, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026