ant up your ass
ant up your ass by bobbyt June 18, 2006
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antasshole
A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.
In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.
Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.
In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.
Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.
antasshole by Poyfect September 9, 2018
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antass
An Antass is someone with an asshole so miniscule, that it is comparable to an ants. Usually this saying acts as a metaphor to a person's stress level being so high it effects the tightness of their anal cavity.
I'm dreadfully sorry sir, but, it seems your constipation is a result of sexual abstinence, more or less, stress. You have become quite the Antass, for the only remedy to your severe case confides in GTA 5, Porhub, Boxing, and rubbing one off.
antass by sinnamon69 December 19, 2015
antassid
Something you take to prevent ulcers due to your having to deal wif one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-you-know-what.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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