annoymesis 

Someone who is not really powerful enough to be your nemesis, but who is still really really annoying is your annoymesis.

I had to work with that dude every day on the Johnson project. He completely derailed every meeting, and he is now my biggest annoymesis.

annoymesis by jeffff October 31, 2007

annoyissist 

Annoyissist: person with inordinate fascination with annoying others with pictures of oneself; has excessive love of irritating others through photos, especially by leaving pictures of oneself on unsuspecting people’s cameras/phones/recording equipment or by photobombing.

Damn it, did I leave my phone out?!? I’ve got another picture of that annoyissist Seth as my wallpaper again! At least it isn’t a picture of his armpit this time.

annoyissist by Seth the Great January 19, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016