Anacondump 

When a few days have passed and you still have not defecated. When the opportunity finally arises your stool will coil the bowl and be of massive height and weight. It will start to resemble the Eunectes Murinus or Anaconda that live in South America, mainly in the Amazon and Orinoco basins

Dude, you're not gonna believe the dump i just took it was so long it had to have been an Anacondump!

Anacondump by jeffisontheluse March 28, 2010

anacondor 

The anacondor is widely considered to be the deadliest, most muthafuckin' badass animal in the world. It can kill you by thinking about it. In fact, you've probably been dead for a week, and didn't even know about it. The anacondor is a mixture of the most badass parts of the jungle-dwelling anaconda, and the ugly (but still awesome) condor. It can scratch your eyes out with its talons, or poison and strangle you with its long snake-like neck. Pwned!

Snakes on a plane? Who needs them to be on the plane when the anacondor can just fly up and own Samuel L. Jackson's shit. Daaaaaaamn, boy!

anacondor by Anacondor July 14, 2006

anacondom 

a very thick and long condom, used by male subjects with genitals of analogous size

When I saw his boner, I knew that the condom wouldn't fit him and that he needed an anacondom instead!

anacondom by losest December 12, 2008

anacondom 

a very thick and long condom, used by male subjects with genitals of analogous size

When I saw his boner, I knew that the condom wouldn't fit him and that he needed an anacondom instead!

anacondom by ecstatician December 12, 2008

Anacondom 

Giant condom that crawls around like a snake puking semen up on people then devouring them whole.

The Anacondom devoured the small child after regurgitating semen on it.

Anacondom by Ur Mom's Vagina. February 14, 2009

anacondo 

"Anacondo" from snake "Anaconda" is a very long thick dick. "Anacondo" is mostly used by hispanics.

Uiiii, Bayron has a big anacondo

anacondo by dakingdaking May 16, 2018