Anacondump 

When a few days have passed and you still have not defecated. When the opportunity finally arises your stool will coil the bowl and be of massive height and weight. It will start to resemble the Eunectes Murinus or Anaconda that live in South America, mainly in the Amazon and Orinoco basins

Dude, you're not gonna believe the dump i just took it was so long it had to have been an Anacondump!

Anacondump by jeffisontheluse March 28, 2010

anacondom 

a very thick and long condom, used by male subjects with genitals of analogous size

When I saw his boner, I knew that the condom wouldn't fit him and that he needed an anacondom instead!

anacondom by losest December 12, 2008

anacondom 

a very thick and long condom, used by male subjects with genitals of analogous size

When I saw his boner, I knew that the condom wouldn't fit him and that he needed an anacondom instead!

anacondom by ecstatician December 12, 2008

Anacondom 

Giant condom that crawls around like a snake puking semen up on people then devouring them whole.

The Anacondom devoured the small child after regurgitating semen on it.

Anacondom by Ur Mom's Vagina. February 14, 2009

Anacondunk 

When one creates a fecal sausage of such length that it extends from the rectum, through the lower section of the toilet's water pipe, up through the air pocket, and then descends down the sewer pipe.

He boasted about his legendary bathroom feat, proudly proclaiming, "I once achieved the Anacondunk of all Anacondunks!"

Anacondunk by Rossi.x March 1, 2024