Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.
Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.
by Speedog 2 December 26, 2011
A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.
Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.
by more yogurt please July 27, 2010
An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
The longer the media goes without mentioning the perpetrator's race, the less likely it's going to be white.
Has the media not mentioned the perpetrator's race in a while? It's probably The Ann Coulter Effect in place and the perp is less likely to going to be white.
by GiantOof69 November 25, 2019
1. A poisonous thorn in the flesh of the low-life, high-self-opinionated liberal, douchy, scum who infest sites, where, Na mayns, def' - fo' - shu' - wol' - maw'bee - sheet - dat - be - boon'n - ma - stank - an' - na - Ma..a..an!! an' ah hayn't gwin'e azz - ta - mowt ag'in on dat li'l b't o' ha' - jew'd sawsich ee'n fo' ya by me s'm jian box - o' - t'mpux fo' ta diz jizzmas an' doo fo'ze dat durn ma ol' pank s'okkin fo' ah e'en wik op an' ha' ma fuz' kap o' mo'un kaf'ee ................!!!
That older dame, Ann Coulter, has got nothing on that cute little number, Kat Timpf, over at the Nat. Review. Hubba Hubba , Ding Ding.
by bjhodge8 October 27, 2016
According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"
Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.
Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.
by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018