brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

brown ankled by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

Anked 

When you are naked but keep your socks on.

"Dude i'm naked." "Do you have socks on?" "Yeah." "You're anked."

Anked by dynodave October 10, 2009

Ankedo 

He is really kind, generous, thoughtful, and a funny person. He always wants you to be happy no matter what and never wants you to feel left out. He also is loyal he will never betray you or use you. He would be a person you should risk your life for. If you have a Ankedo make sure you never lose them because they can be your golden ticket to a successful life.

Me: Ankedo you are very kind to people and you are a thoughtful person never let anything change you.
Ankedo: Thanks for the advice

Ankedo by XXXTennisBalls November 19, 2017

Ankled trousers

The position of your pants and underwear as they lay bunched around the ankles when one is seated upon a toilet.

I was so relieved to ankle my trousers in time not to crap myself. -Vinny nearly tripped when his drunk ass forgot to pull up his ankled trousers.

Ankled trousers by Phast January 8, 2009

ankled

another word for "raped" in sports terms. After a big loss or getting killed in a game you would use this expression.

Tom: man you guys really suck, eh?
Dick: ya I know, we got ankled out there!
Tom: ankled?
Dick: ya, we got caught with our pants and hands around our ankles.

ankled by Ryan Ferguson January 3, 2009

ankled

Pulling someones pants down around there ankles.

"man, i snuck on lauren the other day, totalled ankled her in froont of everyone"

ankled by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Ankedo 

Ankedo has one of the biggest dicks in man kind and nobody will ever have a bigger one

omg ankedo how is your cock so big ankedo? it’s like the size of a semi truck!

Ankedo by Anki Spanky June 2, 2020