anigmatism

a disease which inflicts millions daily where u only see a situation in a niggarish way

person 1: "that muthafucka cut me in line, see now i'mma hafta beat his ass!"

person 2:"chill dog, he didn't see you, it's you anigmatism actin' up again!"

anigmatism by Cucci Mane August 4, 2009

Apigmatism 

Apigmatism (not to be confused with astigmatism), is an optical defect in which vision is altered causing ugly, homely, overweight women to appear beautiful in the eye of the afflicted. Many liken this condition to Beer Goggles, however to suffer from this condition, one does not necessarily have to be drunk.

What do you mean she was good looking? You must have apigmatism! Go see an ophthalmologist.

Apigmatism by techmasterflash May 16, 2013

Animutism 

The idea that if you were to take any animals name, add "-ing" to the end of it, and Google the result, it will definitely be a term on urban dictionary.

dogging, peacocking, spidering, armadilloing, even cating, are all examples of common to obscure animutisms

Animutism by Flying starfruit August 7, 2016

Animalism 

Communism, but with animals.
The original commandments are:
1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

Old Major is the founder of animalism

Animalism by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Animetism 

When you watch anime unironically and your friends call you retard because of it. Can also be associated with weaboos

That kid is always watching anime and reading manga, he must have animetism

Animetism by the one they call big smonk May 12, 2017

anigma, anigmatic 

A blend of animation and enigma/enigmatic.

Noun: An anigma is an animated video production or illustration that has mysterious or puzzling (enigmatic) qualities.

Adjective: Anigmatic means mysterious or puzzling as conceptually applied to an animation of some kind. Does not have to be a formal animation video or illustration -- could just be something that can be perceived from an animated aspect.

anigma, anigmatic:

Noun: Let's make an anigma for this story (or poem, etc).

Adjective: That meme has an anigmatic aspect.

anigma, anigmatic by CrossBreeze October 12, 2019

astigmatism 

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.

My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.

astigmatism by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006