angry eyebrows

Eyebrows that make people look angry, when actually, they are sad and lonly.

I better put on my angy eybrows for this one. Now I must cut my own finger off with this razor sharp razor.

angry eyebrows by Draculahunter November 2, 2003

Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

Angry one-eyed pirate by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

One-eyed Angry Pirate 

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

One-eyed Angry Pirate by IronGoober April 4, 2005

One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.

Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

One Eyed Angry Dolphin by I Love French Class May 14, 2009

One eyed angry pirate 

A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate

Can I give you a one eyed angry pirate?

One eyed angry pirate by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019