Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?
Guy 2: We told him he's gay.
Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.
Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.
Guy 2: We told him he's gay.
Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.
Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.
by THEHOUGHSTERs April 5, 2011
The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.
Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
by Captain//Fantastic August 31, 2006