san angeloed

verb 1. to shoot one's self in the foot, or 2. to cut off one's nose to spite one's face. 3. to royally fuck up.

The city council members thought they were so smart when they stopped allowing coolers at Blaine's Picnic but they san angeloed... again, because Blaine took his picnic and all that tourist and visitor money to Boerne.

san angeloed by Old Deadeye July 27, 2008

angelwendyz 

Good yes good tiktoker yes hail oh Lordy lord angelwendyz

Angelwendyz is the best fucking tiktoker dude

angelwendyz by CrystalKid October 11, 2021

Angelone

A type of ninja that is addicted to coffee.

Joe: Did you hear about the Starbucks?
Dave: The one that got robbed by the angelone?
Joe: ya, there was literally nothing left.

Angelone by ninjapanda777 April 28, 2010

angeloner

a boner inspired by Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie's performance in "Wanted" gave me an angeloner of uncommon duration.

angeloner by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009

anglowned 

From the English "anglo-", meaning "English" and the l33t15h "owned", meaning "to have one's ass handed back to them on a plate". Anglowned means to completely own some dumbass who can't spell or use sentence structure.

"hi guyez im riteing a book adn i ned sum ideaz 4 namez ken any1 hlp plz kthx???????"

"Well if you're writing a book I hope you can actually spell..."

"Oh snap, you got anglowned by a Dutchman."

anglowned by General Septem January 9, 2009

Angelownd 

Angelownd is the word used when someone gets owned by a person named Angelo.

BaggyTrousers: You just got Angelownd!

Angelownd by DarkTwister July 4, 2011