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148.
A person who your friends think are tall, dark, and handsome, which you don't see.
Not all Andrews are Jewish.

Person 1: Which Andrew?
Person 2: There's only one Andy.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure there's two Andrews.
Person 2: You know... Tall, dark, handsome...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Jewish...
Person 1: Oh. That Andrew.
by Zoe Anne Chua Kaw February 23, 2008
 
149.
A medically obese, immature, perverted, thieving male. Andrews also tend to be sexist.
"You should really take that hentai site, gaynarutoxx.com, off of your cell phone. You're such an Andrew."

"I let my cousin borrow some of my games. He never returned them, though. He's such an Andrew."

"My friend won't insult girls, since he's sexist. He's such an Andrew."

"Wow, you are fat and perverted. You are such an Andrew!"
by KirbyKirbKirbKirbKirb August 24, 2008
 
150.
A homosexual faggot, who touches himself at night. Likes to sing Journey when nobodys looking. Takes it in the ass and thinks hes black. Andrews can be considered the next Hitler. Doesnt like jews and shoves sharp objects in their rectum. doesnt like to talk to girls. Andrews tend to shit their pants whenever they either 1. Talk to new people 2. Get excited or 3. Look at furry animals. Normally gets by thinking of old wrinkly old women in thongs. Andrews tend to lick themselves and to finger their anus until they scream. Has massive hair in their ass and they sleep by jerking off to teletubbies. Often get scared by watching lesbians. They need to find jesus.
Holy shit.. i think i saw a andrew
by Whattttttheeeeufck January 16, 2009
 
151.
an defication that weighs a minimum of eight stones
holy shit im about to lay an andrew- fetch the scales, its gonna be a big one!!
by the hero January 27, 2008
 
152.
1. getting hurt in soccer
1. did u get andrewed?
2. did u run into some guys leg?, must be an andrew
by bboyassault March 09, 2008
 
153.
1. getting hurt in soccer
1. did u get andrewed?
2. did u run into some guys leg?, must be an andrew
by bboyassault March 09, 2008
 
154.
Andrews come in any shape/size! Usually brown hair, dark (green/brown) eyes and a lovely personality! Best boy ever! Usually shy, but have an amazing personality
Dude 1: Andrew is so awkward!

Dude 2: he's an awkward turtle -.-

Dude 3: he's a great awkward turtle!
by Lolcats8 August 12, 2014