Motrin and Water 

The cure all for all illnesses and wounds related to military duty.

Marine, "Doc I have a sucking chest wound."
Corpsman, "Don't worry, take this Motrin and water."

Motrin and Water by killershrub April 26, 2011

oil and water

Oil and water don't mix. When oil is poured into water, it tries to keep itself deprecated from the water. Similarly The proverb is used to describe people that don't "mix" or get along together.

"I'm busy tonight, why don't you ask Tracy to go with you"
"Nah Tracy and I are like oil and water"

oil and water by Ibster October 27, 2013

soap and water 

Term used to discribe a woman who is sexy in clean way. Classical beauty. Black dress and pearls with very little make up and not douced in the perfume-of-the-week at Limited Too.

"Im getting a soap and water feeling from that girl, over there."
Al Pachino - Sent of a Woman

soap and water by Joey the Boy July 11, 2006

BP and water 

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.

BP and water by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

menus-and-water restaurant 

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

menus-and-water restaurant by Path June 5, 2007

Coffee and water 

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

Coffee and water by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

Coffee and water 

It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.

Damn girl, can I order some coffee and water?

Coffee and water by Moggerizer April 5, 2022