toot and scoot 

The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.

Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.

After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.

toot and scoot by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

noot and scoot

An act typically carried out by a true savage where one ejaculates in or on a female and leaves within sixty seconds without even a courteous farewell. The female is never contacted again and is caught off guard as they were expecting a relationship.

Friend 1: "Yo I heard you hit Bridgette with a noot and scoot."

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I peaced outta there real quick after cumming on her face."

Friend 3: "savage moves only"

noot and scoot by Savage6969696969 January 20, 2017

poot and scoot 

To fart and then run at first smell

Man I completely executed the perfect poot and scoot.

poot and scoot by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009

to shoot and scoot 

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife

if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband

to shoot and scoot by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2014

shoot and scoot 

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.

I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.

shoot and scoot by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008

loot and scoot

The art of acquiring items in an online multiplayer video game whilst avoiding all manner of conflict with other players.

This tactic, despite usually being frowned upon due to players seeing it as a cowardly playstyle, is extraordinarily effective at accruing wealth in a looter-shooter such as Escape From Tarkov or making it to endgame circles in Battle Royales such as Fortnite, Apex Legends, and Call of Duty: Warzone.

Typically synonymous with being called a rat, as the player tends to scurry along unnoticed and flee rapidly when found.

"We loot, we scoot, we barely even shoot." - the loot and scooter

loot and scoot by chaooo November 25, 2021

loot and scoot

Ninja looting or power-up stealing in an online game, usually at the dispair of the enemy or disregard to teamplay by taking health or armor from a flag carrier or injured teammate... then running off, hiding or immediately getting killed, thereby wasting the power-ups or leaving the other victim high and dry to get killed themselves. Usually happens in pickup games or MMOs

In Unreal Tournament pick-up games, someone almost always pulls a loot and scoot with the shield seconds before the flag carrier comes by... then we lose the game beacuse the FC dies at the last second.

In World of Warcraft, rogues often perform the loot and scoot while you finally engage the monster standing next to a chest.

Taking ALL the ammo at the start of a fps round does constitute as a loot and scoot, leaving everyone else without ammo until it respawns; thus crippling the entire team.

loot and scoot by lootnscoot April 5, 2007