penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

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Pot And Kettle

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When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

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Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

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a saying that means you can't stop people from doing what they do best. Let the haters hate

guy one: you're so gay
guy two : Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate

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the basic fundamentals of something, the point of something

It would be nice if they just got to the meat and potatoes, but I doubt they will.

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An ethnic slur describing one who is of both Irish and South Asian descent.

Yalid Khasin is a dirty shit and potatoes.

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