phony tough and crazy brave 

not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.

Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.

phony tough and crazy brave by weave March 19, 2003

fork and phone pic 

A method for verifying one's authenticity when posting or trading pictures with others on the internet. One party requests you supply a picture while holding 2 common household items (most often a fork and phone) to verify it is really your picture. Also see fork and phone list: an official list of people who have posted fork and phone pics.

Ever since I posted my fork and phone pic and made the fork and phone list, everyone wants to post and trade pics with me.

fork and phone pic by Grouchomarx May 16, 2006

Wallet, Phone and Keys 

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

Wallet, Phone and Keys by c.o_any February 5, 2010

Get off your damn phone and clean your room 

You saw the title you lazy ass

Today you were told to get off your damn phone and clean your room

Get off your damn phone and clean your room by maemae0608 December 17, 2019

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc. 

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023