keen as cheese and mustard 

To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event

All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"

keen as cheese and mustard by Captain Rough Around The Edges October 25, 2006

Keenan and kel 

Onne of the funniets shows ever, classic, really great

Keneen: who loves orange soda
Kel: Kel loves Orange Soda
Keenan: is it TRUE?
kel: mmm hmmm, i do i do i do OOOOOO
Keenan: WHYYYYYY!!!!!

Keenan and kel by Fake_ass_bitch May 13, 2005

Keenan and Kel 

Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.

The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:

Awww...Here-goes!

Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--

Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?

Keenan and Kel by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009

Keenan and Kel 

Expression to say your either fat or thin

Yo man, I'm feeling very keenan and kel today !

Keenan and Kel by Seab November 4, 2003