up gross and personal 

When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.

"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."

up gross and personal by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

Grit and Gloss 

Decribes the music style of the Dusty Souf.

Bobby is listening to that grit and gloss Arkansas chit.

Grit and Gloss by Chris Chaney February 7, 2008

40 mile and grass 

When you say Minecraft into your phone’s text to speech

Hey you want to play 40 mile and grass
I mean Minecraft*

40 mile and grass by Aced Future August 26, 2018

Grit and Gloss 

Decribes the music style of the Dusty Souf.

Bobby is listening to that grit and gloss Arkansas chit.

Grit and Gloss by Chris Chaney February 7, 2008

your ass is grass and I'm the mower 

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

your ass is grass and I'm the mower by anonymous January 29, 2005

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast 

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.

*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Green Grass and High Tides by Arockalypse February 2, 2009