Sexy Sophie and Cunt Camila 

" They are both sexy as fuck and irrevocably in love with the hottie Steven Steven. They can often be found having threesomes with Andy and boobners with Alfred"

Sexy Sophie and Cunt Camila are megathots

Sexy Sophie and Cunt Camila by Fanger the banger February 19, 2019

cock-and-cunt joint 

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.

The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.

cock-and-cunt joint by uttam maharjan December 6, 2010

Cunt and a half 

Someone who is so cunty, that they transcend all limits of previous established cunt limits, so they are given the name, "cunt and a half"

"Damn this kid is being a cunt and a half".

Cunt and a half by Jack Boots March 15, 2008

cunt and gunpowder 

An old British Royal Navy toast when women are not present. Refers to two things that are indispensible to maritime warriors.

Gentlemen, raise your glasses. To Cunt and Gunpowder. A sailor's two best friends.

cunt and gunpowder by RFN December 9, 2008

cunt and co 

Describes a cunt and his patrons

Commonly spoken as:
'cunt and co';
or 'cunt 'n co'

*Annoying individual and his friends walk into a room*
Jimmy: Oh look, there's cunt and co
Samantha: Looks like cunt 'n co have arrived to spoil the party
Joe: I hate those guys

cunt and co by IMadeThatUp123 February 26, 2019

roast beef and chedder cunt 

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

roast beef and chedder cunt by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010

cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

cunt and onion by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013