head and breakfast
head and breakfast by Jacobcod May 11, 2017
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iowa bed and breakfast
A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.
Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.
iowa bed and breakfast by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016
Bed and Breakfast Special
A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Bed and Breakfast Special by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
Baltimore Bed and Breakfast
Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
Baltimore Bed and Breakfast by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
Berkeley bed and breakfast
Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”
The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought
She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed
Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!?
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
Dude 2:Look it up on Urban Dictionary you lazy fheg
Berkeley bed and breakfast by No name nixon March 2, 2019
BED AND BREAKFAST
bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.
BED AND BREAKFAST by turd burgalers smell September 26, 2008