....and PUNT!

1. expression used on The MAXWELL Show, a Cleveland radio show, to interject, or to omit a negative or positive comment. 2. a comment used to express disbelief. 3. Something the Cleveland Browns do after EVERY offensive possession.

She wants to show you her PANTIES....and PUNT!
Maxwell will NEVER relapse....and PUNT!
Well, it's 4th down AGAIN....and PUNT!

by Dave Tennant September 7, 2007

Punt

What Artix on his games does.

A.K.A. Kick a imaginary monster called "Twilly"

Uh.. Yeah..

Artix : OMG!! I punted a big ass bear! RUN CYSERO, RUN!!!

Cysero : HAW, HAW!

by igostatix January 30, 2010

Punt

Have sex with prostitute (British slang)
(The main web-site for discussing prostitution in the UK is Punternet)

I punted cumslutsue last week

by Coventrypunter June 22, 2011

Punt

Was once known for swift movement of foot, prefferably to someones crotch area. can now involve fingers in a happy hole.

"Reya Punted Amanda in her happy hole."

by Puntlover September 22, 2008

punting

It's fisting, but with a foot.

I told Mary that I have a foot fetish and asked if we could try punting since she enjoyed fisting. She said it would be fine so long as I didn't try to kick a field goal.

by fahbreezy October 13, 2014

Punted

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!

by Dj Dec (Declan) December 12, 2008

Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.

"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."

by Butter My Toast Daddy June 14, 2017