by Bodenmummy March 2, 2022
by Returningphoenix October 22, 2018
Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.
by Sal1212 October 28, 2019
A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 20, 2023
A software project management term. "Punt Time" is defined as the total time spent across the team in not doing the work. For example, if a developer opens up the issue, reads it, talks to a few people about it, and then decides to work on something else instead, the time spent doing these activities adds to the Punt Time for the issue.
The Punt Time of that bug got so damn large that I decided to just fix the bug so that I can stop attending meetings about it.
by sarzia November 18, 2020
by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017