1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after
Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp
by xoulus January 9, 2016
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Lacking understanding. Not making sense. Nonsense.

The origin of Derp is easily found, but often wrong. Some claim it began with BASEketball, a 1998 film by the creators of South Park... which in turn led to the replacement of Chef by a Mr. Derp.

Close, but no cigar. The real origin predates 1998 by more than two decades... but Chef is a nice parallel with the original origin, which was surely the inspiration behind the name of his replacement.
The first appearance of the original was on The Muppet Show "Sex and Violence" which first aired in 1975.
The Chef in this case was Swedish. He never said anything remotely English, and spoke in a strange language that was strange enough to be almost Swedish.
Quite often he said something that often sounded like "Herp derp herpy derpy"

That is it. Pure and simple. Completely lacking understanding. Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
pcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
by Piss Miggy May 24, 2021
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A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 24, 2017
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When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
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When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes
Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes
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When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.
You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*
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I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
by Tarber April 7, 2022
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