female

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 25, 2005

female

a dick-less queef machine that is obsessed with such trivial questions as "what are we" and "can we go on a real date instead of fucking in your mom's Subaru."

Tell Brenda to stop being such a fucking female. Just cause she blew me in the parking lot at Applebee' s doesnt mean I'm buying her dinner.

by I want the top March 29, 2018

female

The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.

Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.

by -_Realist_- May 15, 2007

females

the most complicated species of human

"period sis" "boo" "im a female and im proud" look at them females how much they cost?

by josepac45 April 29, 2019

Female

Source for cooking and sex.

Hey, female. FUCK YOUR FICTIONAL RIGHTS!! Fuck me then make me a sammich, dumb cunt.

by FUCK LAMB OF GOD July 11, 2008

Female

The superior gender is almost every way, shape and form.

"Being female is the most amazing thing ever. I have a hot, curvaceous body, no icky body hair, get treated like a goddess everywhere I go, can get infinite free money via OnlyFans, and am loved by everyone. The only downside is that I get periods. That sucks I guess."

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021

Female

Some say there is many genders, some say there are two. I say there is one, females are property

I got my female to suck me off in the showers

by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 18, 2018