by Krinkler September 16, 2020
by HypeMane June 8, 2017
Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time
by trapo100 February 2, 2016
Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?
Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet
by defectedlance August 18, 2017
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz February 19, 2018
The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz February 19, 2018
The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.
I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.
by Emogaz June 2, 2020