David or "Dave" is a proper noun meaning "thebombdigity." David is the smartest person you will ever meet and will become a millionaire if he isn't already. If you ever meet a David that some people call Dave... you're in for a "whole new world."

David is the most intellectually sound human being in the universe.
I met David the other day and it was the greatest day of my life.
by K1ngKe1th March 6, 2017
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Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Has the best size iykwim 😉!
Me: OMG did you see David
Her: OMG ya he looks so good today!
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1. To time waste or to complete an assignment immediately before the deadline. The word is typically used among procrastinators.

2. The act of putting something off that eventually must be done.
Hey dude, did you finish the Science project? It's due today.
Nah man, I'm gonna david it.
by pepperchiniman October 8, 2020
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This guy is overall amazing. He is super funny, he is tall and has dark brown hair and blue eyes. He loves his family and friends. David has the biggest heart ever. He kinda looks like the green giant but once you meet him you’ll fall in love with him. David cares about the ones closet to him and will do anything and everything to protect themselves.
Girl 1: Wow David is sooo caring.
Girl 2: I know right like I love David so much.
by David Borquezz March 12, 2018
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David's amazing. He can light up any room he walks into. He's got the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen. And a stunning smile. He's strong, talented, &has a great sense of humor. He can steal anyone's heart. He knows what to say when someones down&always sticks up for what he believes in. He's the most caring, loving, and forgiving person you'll ever meet. You'll never meet anyone like him. He's real and will always tell you the truth. He kicks ass in baseball. Gives the best hugs and kisses. You'll always remember David. He's beautiful&special in every way. No one can make your heart pound like David can.
by Lmfao1739 August 23, 2011
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The best man to ever date! He's kind, caring, sweet, likes someone for who they are and not what they look like, and is super sexy, and fun loving. He respects the girl he's with. Isn't always very talkative but knows just what to say. Is shy and quiet around other people/friends, but when he gets to know them he doesn't shut up. Gotta love this guy. He's the "nice guy", but nice guys are the best to date!
I wish I was dating David!
by smokinhotgf December 15, 2012
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A beautiful man with baller status. Often seen with his homeboys or a female. He usually has a wall up, but carries a sweet, soft side that is hard to find. Most people fear the David because he's a boss. Many admire him and want to be like him leading to envy. David is a lover, but rather put a front as a fighter. He's an undercover family man. Usually late to everything, but worth the wait. He loves slurpees because they're cool like him. The David is dificult, but a great lover.
Girl 1: "Hey who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl 2: "David, He's dreamy."
Girl 1: "Sorry I already asked him. He's Perfect."
by tastyboo June 28, 2011
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