A person who complains about problems, but has yet to experience any. "Suburban anarchists who never broke the law, sing about political pressure, but have never met John Law."---Dropkick Murphys
by Richard December 29, 2004
a blind teenager, someone who submits to the system they are supposed to be standing up against...someone who gets into fights at school because they think they're making a difference. a person that doesn't stand up for peace but is inturn fighting against it. They think that just because they believe in anarchy they have to hate God.
by link between child and adult...we will be equal one day January 2, 2007
The belief in no government, however expect for religious laws/customs, moral law, natural instincts, equally for Any being, Common sense, Eye for an eye-golden (hybrid), tolerance for other cultures except for political.
Dakota: I heard that you Sam is a Semi-anarchist
Sam: Yes, I only believe in the ways of my y/r (your religious) faith
Sam: Yes, I only believe in the ways of my y/r (your religious) faith
by Ginger The Chamrosh September 13, 2021
One who spouts the sayings of the sex pistols and other anarchic supporters whilst prostituting themselves to corporate capitalism by wearing clothes like Abercrombie.
guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Down with government!"
random on the street: "Don't you work at my bank?"
guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Fuck you"
random on the street: fuckin abercrombie anarchist
random on the street: "Don't you work at my bank?"
guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Fuck you"
random on the street: fuckin abercrombie anarchist
by klokwerx January 23, 2008
(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.
The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).
Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.
The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).
Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.
"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
Kids who think they are anarchists because its cool, but they don't actually have enough balls to go out and commit anarchy or crimes.
-"Did you hear those kids talking about breaking into their school and lighting it on fire after they graffiti everything?"
-"Yeah...they're Bubblegum Anarchists. They're just trying to look cool. They won't actually do it."
-"Yeah...they're Bubblegum Anarchists. They're just trying to look cool. They won't actually do it."
by Jess B May 10, 2007
Someone, normally suburban middle-class teenagers or students, who thinks anarchism is a good idea because its 'anti-capitalist'. If these kids knew a damn thing about capitalism they'd know what laissez-faire was and that the idea of a society which completely depends on survival of the fittest and most intelligent and with no boundaries to their actions (bad aswell as good) would be pure-capitalism.
by Leslie Andrew January 3, 2007