the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures
Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.
by KPVA February 19, 2010
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One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.
Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.
by Belly626 September 17, 2006
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