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anal bush 

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.
My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.

gypsy cock sucking anal buster 

a random gay (wanktard) who likes bumming shit up and is a bit of a dickhead
A guy is in your dorm in cornwall who stares at your hairy nutsack this is a gypsy cock sucking anal buster

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.
Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?

Tarzan Anal Buster 

The act of using a rope swing to penetrate the butthole of your partner causing immense pleasure and in some cases a pink sock.
At the river yesterday I pulled the old Tarzan Anal Buster on Amy. She's Ben waddling with a sore butthole since.
Tarzan Anal Buster by GnarJ June 2, 2018

Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster 

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them
Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster

Busted anal pipeline 

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.
Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.