The act of penetrating the anal cavity of an unsuspecting male or female. Animals may also be the targets of anal invading.
Have you met little Johnny Williams who lives down the street?

Yes, Johnny is the biggest anal invader in town.
by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006
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Straight guys that get excited by, and frequently talk about any chance of Anal Play. Chances are, regardless if they like or dislike Anal Sexual Experiences, they are likely an asshole. They simply like the attention garnered by talking about holes.
My friend Andy, that lives outside Atlanta, Georgia loves talking about anal. Chances are, he’s never seen a rear end. He’s basically just a wanna be anal invader.
by Man Trip Enterprises November 28, 2021
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