anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 17, 2019