scrotal analitis 

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

scrotal analitis by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Analeise 

A very young beautiful girl who tries her best at everything and achieve a lot in life and is very attractive and loves animals

Wow! I wish I could be a Analeise

Analeise by beautifulrainbow December 19, 2016

Analitis 

Inflammation of the anus.

I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

Analitis by la the bright man March 20, 2010

Anacitis 

A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.

Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence

Cures:
None

I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.

Anacitis by whatever22795 July 14, 2009

Analetic 

The power to deduce, analyze, conclude, and predict very well and quickly.

Also is used when someone has the power to control every part of their mind, body, and spirit perfectly.

He’s got the power of Analetics by his side!

Analetic by TrustingTroller June 10, 2019

Anaclitic Therapy 

Quite possibly one of the most bizarre forms of psychotherapy, anaclitic therapy was used to treat people (mostly adult men) with mommy or daddy issues. It involves a (typically female) therapist drugging the client with LSD, and once fully intoxicated, the client is encouraged to crawl between the legs of the therapist. This is to symbolize the rebirth of the person. The therapist would then tell the patient to sit on her lap and gently rock him, all while feeding him warm milk from a baby bottle. And remember, the client is tripping balls throughout this entire process. To this day, no one knows if those clients actually benefited from anaclitic therapy.

Todd is a grown up man in his early 30s who is still suffering from mommy issues from his childhood. After hearing his friend talk about a rare form of therapy (Anaclitic Therapy) and how it might help him with his troubled past, he was determined to find such a therapist. Completely unaware of the freakishness that was about to happen, Todd decided to schedule an appointment with this anaclitic therapist who resided in the countryside. After one therapy session, Todd came out and never looked at life the same again.

Anaclitic Therapy by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2019

encephalo-analitis 

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

encephalo-analitis by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016