An Asshole Doctor 

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

An Asshole Doctor by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit

Even if you're right about Bill Burr... You're not NOT an asshole and a piece of shit. And you're in an incest cult. You are actively trying to get me to murder children. Your wife is a filthy jew-slut. You're kids are basically retarded in comparison to me. Uuuuumm what else?

Hym "And, even I am an asshole and a piece of shit, I'm still the creator of AI and savior of humanity. You should be happy Ben. You're religion was right! Someone better than you WAS coming to save humanity! And-"

An Asshole And A Piece Of Shit by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Idiot Son Of An Asshole 

The Idiot Son Of An Asshole is a term used as refferance to George W. Bush

'Whats on TV?'

'The Idiot Son Of An Asshole'

Idiot Son Of An Asshole by Joshua Wyatt April 6, 2006

My Ass is an Asshole 

When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.

Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*

*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."

My Ass is an Asshole by I-Am-The-Cold July 23, 2014

like an asshole with teeth 

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

like an asshole with teeth by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

grandpa's an asshole by Lizzy March 19, 2005

the benefits of being an asshole 

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.

The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.

the benefits of being an asshole by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023