the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue
by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016
He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.
by Bladukeboi October 7, 2019
the evil pig hunter from the Looney Tunes, hunting for either wabbits or ducks depending on the hunting season. He always fails in his quests.
by World Domination February 25, 2005
When Elmer's Bitches travel to bitch to him their problems, but of course he gives no fuck, about it. Elmer's bitches are high class, and do not accept anything below Elmer's Range of amazingness. Elmer's bitches plus one are at least 5 high class awesome bitches, plus one average chick/bitch in to which Elmer entrusts his belongings and entrusts her with other bitches problems. Elmer is the pimp daddy of all pimps! Elmer's bitches must pay a fee to bitch to him, or be bitches by him. If you wish to be Elmer's bitch you must take a class on bitching. All bitches now may rise! Elmer's bitches are 10's
Yo!, Dawg you see Elmer's bitches anywhere. Tis the time for their annual bitch-fest
Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!
Elmer's bitch please!
Yo Elmer dem bitches be 10's and all over you, show me your secret!
Elmer's bitch please!
by WordCover December 27, 2011
the most powerful adhesive on the market, applicable to any substance and will create an instant bond. Elmers glue is the most powerful adhesive on the market due to its composition of 100% bull sperm.
Coby: Man i cant seem to bond my kitten calendar to my wall, it won't stay up there...
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.
Me: Oh dude just slap some elmers glue on that bitch, it works every time.
by Scoopy J January 5, 2012
when a man ejaculates inbetween a woman's breasts then firmly holds them together for 15 minutes while drying. this then creates an elmer's glue like stick which holds the breasts together.....quick version--jizz on her tits hold em together and watch em till they stick
Rambo is mad because last night he gave Natalie the elmer's special and now he can't titty fuck her.
by Alex "Little Boy" Daugherty, David "Fish" Fischer, January 31, 2008
When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.
by Josh in Munster January 25, 2009