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Estrogen Amplification

The phenomenon by which females become exponentially "girlier" when they congregate in larger and larger groups. This is thought to be caused by the increased availability of estrogen, the "female" hormone, within a given radius. Some hypothesize that ovaries serve a role in communicating with each other under such circumstances. It should be noted that Estrogen Amplification also occurs in post-menopausal women.
The loud, uncontrolled giggling in the office next to me is the tell-tale sign that 5 or more females are in the same room - surely, estrogen amplification has occurred.
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Anal Amplification

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)
I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...

incestuous amplification

The (extreme) reinforcement (read: over-hyping) of ideas and/or beliefs that occurs when like-minded people communicate with each other.
Meeting Chairperson: Tonight, we're going to discuss the genius of President George Bush... (to person leaving) Excuse me, where are you going?

Smart person leaving: Someplace where I won't get brain damaged from the impending incestuous amplification.

Arse Amplifier 

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.
Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
Arse Amplifier by Streaker30 June 1, 2009

Alive and Amplified 

I felt so alive and amplified at the Mooney Suzuki concert.
Alive and Amplified by Rlvers January 20, 2011

Marshall amplifications 

The greatest guitar amplifyer ever created, for all around body and distortion of sound.
Marshall amplifications is the only brand name for amps i use kids- Jimmy Page

amplifilant

One who cannot discern variations in audible frequencies. Voice imodulationaly challenged. Deprived of up beats but spared of having the blues.
Amplifilant Punk and Grunge Rock singers have found their pitch in the music world.