amphernie

A person who resembles a hippie and a stoner, but is really the opposite of the stoner, and plays on his or her computer all day.

Johnny: You hippie trash, get off my computer!
Danny: Ha, I'm not a hippie! I just put a virus on your lame ass!
(Runs away)
Johnny: Damn, that amphernie just tricked me. I'm keeping my doors locked from now on!

by deokgosdfkgmdfgkjd October 28, 2006