1. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless

2. arabic for one destined to fail
1. Bryan felt so amir this morning when he woke up and realized he knocked up the hoe next door.

2. John wanted to hump a camel but he amired.
by MrHennyVSOP February 27, 2012
A pimple faced, fat, horny ,queer who gets rejected by every girl and tries to have sex with every object present, but all objects seem to disappear because of his ugliness. amir you might think is fine at first but when you get to know him you get the stalker feeling. lies and brags about girlfriends and thinks every girl wants to fuck him and will talk shit about everything. STAY AWAY!! before he tries hitting on you! because he will not leave you alone.
person 1: whats that creature?
person 2: ow that's just Amir!
person 1: we need to kill it before it lays eggs!!!!
person 2: RUNNNNNN!
by mahass June 26, 2012
Used to define sale terms that include a discount After Mail In Rebate--these generally suck; the wait time is 6-8 weeks for your money and the discount may come in the form of store credit only!
This DVD player is only $18 amir!!!!
by shellybean November 23, 2006
Hebrew: Top of a tree. Upper section of a tree.
That monkey is climbing around in the amir.
Also a given name.
by Joseph Anderson October 09, 2007
To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale.
Jessie: danm you dealt the cards wrong!

Megan: Fu*k bryan you just busted a Amir!

Bryan: Fu*k
by strikezero June 01, 2006
usually an indian who smokes alotta pot.
Ex:

Kid #1 "Yo, is that an amir smokin a blunt"?

Kid #2 "Nah, OH SHIT, it is"!!!!
by Hitemup293 March 10, 2009
described a certain type of extra terrestrial person in other words an alien, usually look like they have giant heads and are a glowing green color.

also could be a Afghan citizen possibly a terrorist wearing some sort of turban on their heads and living in very poor conditions.
Hey look at that Amir is has a bomb strapped to his chest!!!!
by gods dictionary July 26, 2010

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