Canada.

Definition of Canada- AWESOME!!!
God- Americas hat needs a name
Jesus- Name it Canada daddy*

*Disclaimer-God and Jesus never had this conversation,probably
by CheeseAttack September 23, 2009
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The country that is above America, which is Canada.
person #1- in reality... Canada is America's Hat

person #2- WTF are you talking about?

person #1- well just look on a map, canada is sitting on America's head, we are America's Hat!

person #2- you idiot..
by Murocks March 14, 2009
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Canada may be Americas top hat but the best is always on top
by Dunphy October 4, 2011
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A common phrase said by Americans in an attempt to offend Canadians. Must be pretty fucking embarrassing to be wearing a hat that's bigger than you.
American - Canada - America's Hat
Canadian - You dumb ass why the fuck are you wearing a hat that's bigger than you
by NateTheCanadian July 3, 2018
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