Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.

Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!

Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014

amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.

It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.

amazonesia by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019

Amazonambulism

Ordering something from Amazon using 1-Click and completely forgetting about it until it arrives at your doorstep and you open it up.

What the hell is this? I must have been sleepshopping again. Amazonambulism strikes again!

Amazonambulism by semanticsteve March 19, 2010

Amazonesia

Receiving a package from Amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. Amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. The condition is worsened by subscription to Amazon prime.

Bill came home and found a UPS box on his front door. He picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from Amazon.com. Bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can't remember what he ordered; Bill has Amazonesia.

Amazonesia by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 19, 2013

Amazoness 

A word made up from bad Japanese translations of the word "Amazonesu." It's a combination of the word Amazon which refers to female warriors. And the suffix -ess which indicates female. So Amazoness is like saying "female Amazon" which means "female female warrior." I'm not quite sure why the Japanese use the word Amazonesu sometimes and Amazon other times. Unless it has something to do with Japanese not having plural words so they feel free to switch between the plural and singular. I believe Amazones is the plural of Amazon in Greek, but I'm not sure. It would probably be best to translate Amazonesu as Amazon or Amazons.

Have you ever seen the movie Amazoness in White?

Amazoness by some girl August 16, 2003

amazonalypse 

Term refers to the apocalyptic feeling that Amazon is on the verge of world domination.

Fewer and fewer 'cottage industry' types of business will be able to survive Amazonalypse.

amazonalypse by TheExpatreneur May 2, 2018

Amazonanunnaki 

One who believes that NFL players are gods and who purchases New York Giants merchandise exclusively from amazon.com.

After the N.Y. Giants won that last game, the FedEx belt was packed with merchandise from amazon.com. Shirts, jackets, footballs, posters, trading cards...There are more Amazonanunnaki in this area than I thought. They think that the Giants players are gods. Oh, well. It is job security.

Amazonanunnaki by Aquarian One December 31, 2009