amalgamate 

1. to merge into a single body
2.to combine into an integrated or unified whole
3.to unite

to write the bible, they had to amalgamate jewish scripture and christian thought

amalgamate by againststatusquo June 19, 2006

amalgamation 

A pretentious way of saying "combination" or "blend".

"Hey man! Look at the amalgamation of fruits and veggies that I made for this shake!"

".....Shut the fuck up, Jeremy."

amalgamation by ifartdinosaurs October 1, 2013

amalgamate 

to unite in or as if in an amalgam; especially : to merge into a single body

I'm gonna amalgamate with jerry tonight!

amalgamate by Your mom May 13, 2005

Amalgamadage 

Successfully botching or combining two cliché’s into one new phrase that makes no sense, but still allows the listener to understand the intended platitude.

Jeffrey coined another classic amalgamadage today. We were talking about trying to minimize the aggravation our customer was experiencing, and he blurts out, “Spite my nose of the very hand that feeds us.” It was an incredible blend of “Cut off your nose despite your face” and “Bite the hand that feeds you.” I was rendered speechless, yet still managed to take copious notes.

Amalgamadage by Furry Trout July 12, 2011

aballama 

A person named "Abby" or "Abigail" that believes their spirit animal is in fact a llama. Or simply loves the natural beauty of a prancing llama through a field of freshly bloomed dandelions.

"Aballama! What's up?!"
"Hey Aballama, want to go to the zoo?"

aballama by Aballama May 6, 2021

asallama 

Anything in the world you desire

We are driving to Denver in an asallama to see a wild asallama in the wilderness.

asallama by READNECK June 24, 2022

Amalgamate 

Getting cocked

She likes him so much I think she is going to amalgamate him.

Amalgamate by amalgamationqueeny April 30, 2009