A very handsome man, he has a very very unhuman large penis. Loves girls and is very talented at what he does. Very good footballer and also very good at games. Girls always get wet when they se Alve
Damn i want to fuck with Alve
by Sexybeast6921 September 14, 2017
an individual who is a demon in the inside, but on the outside is a funny, idiotic, and smartass bitch, who plays Minecraft!
by yeman123 November 15, 2016
that girl looks like an alves to me
by john adams March 12, 2005
Alve is a name based on old scandinavian word for elf. Alves usually have bitemarks and a crooked nose. Alves are rearily seen socialising and spend all their time indoors. Alves can be described as Gollum with a witches nose.
by CakeLongdaze October 8, 2021
Acronym It is an idiomatic expression from México n it means a la verga, if we translate it, it says to the cock but it doesn't mean anything just you can use it with people that speak SPANISH, it's like oh shit!.
I: Hey brotha guess what
Friend: What?
I: My mom died, I'm too sad
Friend: Alv A La Verga, I'm so sorry
Friend: What?
I: My mom died, I'm too sad
Friend: Alv A La Verga, I'm so sorry
by The Superhuman December 1, 2017