Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: An alum, dude.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, bro, he graduated from here.
Guy 2: Don't you mean he's an "alumnus"?
Guy 1: No, dude, wtf? Alum. Just like cact and fung.
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