alphonsa is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and thoughtful and so very smart. She is the best person in the world. She will succeed in everything she does.
I got a 100 on the quiz, wow I did an alphonsa.

I saw the most beautiful person ever, I think her name is Alphonsa
by i only tell the truth 123 January 25, 2022
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She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.
Person 1: How is Alphonsa so perfect?
Person 2: God owed her a favour.
by honesty is the best policy!! November 19, 2022
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a loser time n time again
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum

alphonsa. is a timeless loser.

i repeat a pavum or a thendi.

alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"

by adfad March 12, 2007
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