an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house
by fitz1234 January 3, 2019
Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.
by Tay and sav January 5, 2020