Sarp Alpan 

Gay

*jumps off kitchen counter* I’m Sarp Alpan

Sarp Alpan by Sarp’s friend December 20, 2018

Alanport 

Alanport is a legend of a man who pours his life into the lives of others.. He's handsome, charming, once upon a time a player but when he finds the girl of his dreams he's loyal for life. Loves chess, stocks, total family man, loves cuddling with his babe. Life of the party with cards, jokes, stories...a one in a million.

Let's go with Alanport, he's an exciting tour guide.

Alanport by Xcocainecowgirl July 26, 2019

Alan Smith 

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

Alan Smith by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

The Alan 

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

The Alan by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan Rickman 

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

Alan Rickman by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009

chav-alanche 

A large group of chavs and chavettes walking down the street or hanging around on a street corner, smoking and sometimes drunk. Like an avalanche, you may get swallowed up bt the crowd, and possibly killed by the cloud of smoke and cheap perfume that lingers! It is recomended to stay away if at all possible!

'look out mate'
'what'
'that, quick run!'
'help us...chav-alanche!!'

chav-alanche by **fairy** July 16, 2008

Alan Rickman 

The best british actor who ever lived. Known for his part in the Harry Potter movies as Professor Severus Snape. Has been acting for over 50 years. Has the most romantic voice. And is the sexiest 60 year old on the planet!!!!!!!!

Alan Rickman looks good in a long, black, greasy wig.

Alan Rickman by SDMALO September 3, 2006