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Alonzia is the name of a wonderful beautiful loving kind sexy girl who loves her friend and love Money and loves spending it she is one of the best friends you can ever have she is a true friend she loves her friend and family she loves all her friends she is never fake and can't be fake for nothing in the world she was put on this world for a reason she is one of the pretty cute beautiful fantastic fun funny girls who walked this world
Alonzia can be your best friend
alonzia by Heyits December 21, 2016
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The most trustworthy person, a one that got away person. Not showy, but she is loving you deeply. Will think of things that she will understand you no matter what. Don't hurt her/him, you might missed em. Smart and funny. She's beautiful but a bit boyish.
Guy: she's so cool and beautiful, love to hangout with again. What's her name again?
Guy2: that's Alonnie.
alonnie by Yoyokyut June 7, 2021
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alonie is deadass like the finest girl ever cause she i smart and got a phat booty yfm. but like she don’t text any guys back except her hoes. and her hoes are mostly tik tok famous guys.
bro that girl fine asf and she got cake. ya bro that’s alonie
Alonie by ig: @alonie__ November 3, 2019
The true definition of "beautiful blessing from God" or "Miracle". Also referring to and incredibly beautiful girl, who is also very smart. A true friend. Loving kind and sweetly angel like. An amazing quality of them is they can read people like a book. You can never hide your true feelings or intentions from her.
Of course she figured her out, shes Alonie.
Alonie by ballerinaBEE247 April 23, 2012
Funny and cute and beautiful and lesbian Aloniey
Aloniey by Water boy 1 June 5, 2022
A Nigerian last name. The Alozies are intelligent, hard working, and successful in life. They tend to have lots of kids, but don't really stay in touch with cousins and extended family.
Guy 1: There go the Alozie kids again...

Guy 2 : Better not mess with them!

Guy 3: Too many of them to fight off smh!
Alozie by BabaDonde November 21, 2020
the most handsome and smart teacher to ever exist and probably super cool and awesome. by the way. you owe him 15k.
boy1: do you remember that alonzi guy?
boy2: oh yeah! i owe him 15k!
alonzi by totallynotkarter April 28, 2023