almish

a religions where people are subjected into living without any sorce of development / technology, life is very old fashion and known to people today as no life.

almish has been mistaken for mormon which is another religion

piligrims
almish people:
lead singer from Panic! at the disco

almish by onthehighwaytohell July 9, 2006

Almish Sex

Sex when you wear a sheet like a ghost and consummate. Very unsatisfactory to the female.

Dude you wanna try some almish sex

Almish Sex by Rem8808 October 25, 2020

amishmidget 

A short Amish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.

Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!

Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.

Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.

Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.

Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.

Favorite phrase "Yes Dear"

Other name: Amisha

I played with an Amishmidget last night online.

amishmidget by Yodabrew December 2, 2019

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.

Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

Amish Moon Butter by Certified Idiot May 10, 2023

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline

Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

cripes almighty by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**

Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

Amish Moon Butter by MisterGLUb May 10, 2023

The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.

All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

The Almighty Loaf by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017