look up any word, like cleveland steamer:
 
1.
Almeric is a careful and loving beast, making sure to be violent in bed. He is commonly known for his abnormal penal length, most commonly 30-40 CM. His presence lightens the room when he walks in, causing wetness in the girls. He does his math all the time, including sexual acts.
I wish Almeric was here
by ilikeanuz September 19, 2013